Sunday, June 12, 2011

Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat by Andrez Bergen: Review by Anachronist

Mini review: Tobacco- Stained Mountain Goat by Andrez Bergen

I got that book courtesy of the author and Melissa from Books and Things – thank you both very much! It came free of charge in exchange for an honest review.
Tobacco-Stained Mountain GoatSynopsis

Welcome to the claustrophobic, bleak Melbourne of the future where people called Deviants are hunted by the Seeker Branch of the Police. Hospitals no longer exist to heal or rehabilitate but to terminate your life. Real milk and real eggs are luxuries for the Rich and every woman had undertaken a lot of cosmetic enhancements.

Floyd Maquina, also addressed to as Two-Seven-Two-Seven is a freshly recruited police officer undergoing an in house training which is intended to hone his skills and develop his response times. It is also done to gauge his current psychological status which is far from rosy. He decided to join the forces in order to help his terminally ill wife, Veronica, whose hospitalization cost him a small fortune.

To let off the steam he drinks, smokes and meets with an attractive coworker, Nina Canyon a.k.a Laurel. He calls her his “femme fatale” because she dresses like some old movies’ heroines (Lauren Bacall for example). The situation deteriorates swiftly when during the training the Police make him think he killed his wife and then he is informed that she really died in Hospital. Then Laurel is relocated to the Hospital as well and nobody knows why. Finally the restaurant guests where Floyd is having dinner with his sister are attacked by a pair of deviants. Floyd defends himself and his sister becoming an instant tv celebrity. Now he is given more and more ‘assignments’ which are recorded by embedded reporters and broadcast as live entertainment. He even gets a serious business proposition he can hardly refuse as it might free Laurel from the Hospital clutches. Will he find out what is going on?

What I liked:

Many oh so many references to different good old movies – it would be impossible list them all here. I can’t remember when my cinema knowledge was so tested in a book. Apocalypse Now, The Seventh Seal, Bullit, The Third Man, That Certain Feeling, The Maltese Falcon, All About Eve, Seven Samurai, Soylent Green – you name it. Fortunately they are all listed at the end of the book.

Mixing Japanese culture with the cinema noir was definitely a good, original move. It created an atmosphere.

What I didn’t like:

It was never sufficiently explained who Deviants were and why they were hunted down. Hylax, the big bad company was never fully presented in its full ugliness.

It took me some time to get into the rhythm of the narration. The book was readable but not easily so. Maybe it was a deliberate trick.

The main hero, Floyd, was presented as strangely suppressed guy. His wife dies, then he loses his girlfriend and his defense mechanisms never kick in – he goes to work, he drinks, business as usual.

The ending left me puzzled – so it is enough to kill one baddie to have all your problems solved and the title goat was a real goat? Where did it come from?

Too many f –words. I know the main lead is seriously depressed and he lives in a harsh world but when the number of f-words exceeds 5-6 on one page I get annoyed. You can always let your readers know about the harsh situation in a more subtle way. If you don’t know how, consult old movies.

Final verdict:

The idea was great, the main hero – coherent and even honourable to some extend, despite harsh conditions, but the execution I found a bit botched, especially when it came to the world building and such. All in all I am not sold – sorry.

Want to read it for yourself? Get the pdf ebook at the publisher HERE. You may read it before you buy. Can't get a better offer!


  1. Great honest review! Sometimes books just don't work for us and it is better to accept that then fight against it!

  2. The title of this book is certainly unforgettable, but it sounds like it has nothing to do with the story itself. Referencing old movies is a redeeming quality ... but not enough of one?

  3. Ha! This soooo doesn't look like a book I would look twice at! :)

    It doesn't SOUND too bad though... I don't know. But the f-bomb doesn't bother me, seeing as how it flies out of my mouth every other second! ;)


  4. Thanks for all comments!

    I admit this book didn't work for me but it doesn't mean it won't work for anybody else. If you are tempted just download it and read it on your own.

  5. The book confuses me already I do not think this is the one for me.
    But nice review AnA

  6. What a funny title for a book. It doesn't sound like my kind of read, But great review :)

  7. Interesting premise but doubt it would work for me. Too many f-bombs and general overboard on cursing is usually too distracting for me as well. Sorry the story didn't work better for you! Dystopian is all so dark and miserable!

  8. Thanks Nic! I appreciate!

    Alyssa there are dystopian novels which work for me just fine. This one was just different.

  9. Thanks for the review, mates - really appreciated. Sorry you didn't enjoy it so much! But the swearing matter is itself out of context (most prolific when a central character dies), so I think most people wouldn't find it too gratuitous in the circumstances! ;)
    Anyway, if you still like having a read, good on you!

  10. What a unique title! :D Too much swearing and a confusing ending turns me off too. Perhaps this is not the book for me.

  11. Hi Misha - as I mentioned I think the swearing/profanities issue has been a little taken out of context in terms of excessiveness and situation, and the ending is a matter more of taste - most other reviewers have loved it (not to take anything away from Anachronist's honest and valued opinion).
    But if you're interested, there's a free downloadable PDF of the novel online, so you can judge for yourself:
    Andrez Bergen


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