Oh! Book giveaway!
I recently reviewed this book and I thought you might like a little humor to go along with the day! Since I'm sending this puppy (heh) myself, it's US only.
The book:
Dear Human:
Your dog probably puzzles you. Most of us do that. And most of us would like to keep things as they are: humans in the dark, dogs with the upper hand.
But we dogs are about to let you in a little secret. Okay, a lot of secrets. We graduated first in our obedience class three times. This should tell you something. Puppies know that they're being cute. They're using you. We don't sound anything like those silly voices you use to imitate us. We hate those ridiculous names you give some of us. Moonbeam is not a dignified name for a mutt. You might want to check your herb garden for fertilizer. We are only wearing this stupid birthday hat so we can get some cake. No self-respecting dog cares about his birthday. We are not spoiled, certainly not in comparison to teenage girls. We are in charge of the house. We let you pretend that you are. We'd be lost without you.
We love you.
It's all in our new book, Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You To Know, as told to humans Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson. Even Steve Martin (yes, THAT Steve Martin) raves about us Inside you'll find revelations such as the reason we at the sofa (leather tastes very similar to rawhide), and what we really think of the costumes you dress us up in.
I'm not alone. Ten other courageous canines have stepped forward to tell you what your dog won't - every last dirty, hairy bit of it. If you have dogs, love dogs, or have ever been baffled by a dog, this book is a must-have.
My review is HERE
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This sounds super duper cute! I don't want to know what my pup thinks--I can pretty much guess LOL
ReplyDeleteThis sounds adorable Melissa! I would pay good money to know what my boys are thinking some days. They just look at me and I know positive thoughts about me are not what's running through their minds:) Sometimes I swear it's more along the lines of "I suffer you to live" :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun read. Good luck with the giveaway everyone.
ReplyDelete*coughs* I am not a dog person
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute book! I'm thinking it's a must have...
ReplyDeleteThis would be a great book for my father in law. His little guy Jack has changed his life.
ReplyDeleteHeehee, this is cute. :)
ReplyDeleteI usually don't read dog books because inevitably the dog dies. But this one sounds funny. I'll have to get this one for myself, too. Maybe I could even convince my husband to read it. (He doesn't read).
ReplyDeleteHeather
We don't have dogs, but we have birds and I know our female bird only prefers men, so she hated me on sight *sigh*
ReplyDeleteI grew up in an animal loving family and have had almost every kind of pet, possible! Dogs are my favorite pet and this book sounds fabulous...
ReplyDeleteMany thanks, Cindi
jchoppes[at]hotmail[dot]com
This book looks really cute but I might slobber all over that cover kissing those adorable dogs!
ReplyDeleteI always think it's funny when I take pictures of my son my little maltese finds hr way in the pictures. Everyone laughs because she always in the corner or the background of the photos.
ReplyDeleteMy cat makes me laugh when he plays because I think he is so cute! Thanks for this amazing giveaway - I would love to win this book for my Mom!
ReplyDeleteThis book sounds so cute! Love this "We are only wearing this stupid birthday hat so we can get some cake. No self-respecting dog cares about his birthday." So true, but why does it have to be such a cute photo opp?
ReplyDeleteDon't have any pets. Cute cover.
ReplyDeleteThis looks so cute<3
ReplyDeleteSounds interesting. I like the cover.
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