“It's the age-old tale:
Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.”
“No Hope for Gomez!” is the award winning comedy novel that has already wrecked thousands of reasonably useful minds. To end the year with a twist, you get the eNovel “A Gomessy Xmas” with your copy of No Hope. Simply send your Amazon receipt to firstname.lastname@example.org beforeJanuary 15th.
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"Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." California Chronicles
"The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." Readers Favorite
"A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." BookReview.com