Friday, December 17, 2010

A Gomessy Xmas: Guest Post by Graham Parke

It's the age-old tale:
     Boy meets girl.
     Boy stalks girl.
     Girl already has a stalker.
     Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.”
 

“No Hope for Gomez!” is the award winning comedy novel that has already wrecked thousands of reasonably useful minds. To end the year with a twist, you get the eNovel “A Gomessy Xmas” with your copy of No Hope. Simply send your Amazon receipt to nohopeforgomez@gmail.com before 
January 15th.

As a bonus, and for a limited time only, reading “No Hope for Gomez!” will also make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and it will increase your random luck by about 9.5%
(These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence.)

Read a free chapter here, and get more details on this offer here.

"Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." California Chronicles 

"The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." Readers Favorite 

"A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." BookReview.com 

7 comments:

  1. It sounds pretty hillarious. ;)

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  2. HA! I wasn't even aware it was possible to have stalker-stalkers, I feel as though I've learned something today:) She must be pretty special to have a team of stalkers, that's pretty impressive!

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  3. I have no doubt this book is witty and hilarious! I'm for increasing my random luck.

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  4. This sounds so funny! Also love your puppy contest ;-)

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  5. LOL! I was hoping to read something that would make me more attractive to the opposite sex.

    *snorts*

    Too funny!

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